I just ate ALL of the Moe's! I will die, and I have no regrets.

Am I the only one who is convinced that the new football team will suck? I don't mean in the sense that we shouldn't have one. I just have a feeling we aren't going to have a very good team.

I'm in love with my ex. His current gf gave him an std. Guess that makes moving on easier.

Right now I'm at home while my boyfriend is at a party with the girl who just told him she likes him

Some girl threw her shoes down the hall just before walking onto the main floor at graduation. It was hilarious! I wonder if she went back for them?

One of my professors has a habit of threatening male students and touching female students. None of the girls I have talked to can figure out if it's because he's a bit senile or just a creep. Either way, I haven't said anything because he is an easy grader and everyone in my department would hate me. T-T

To whoever keeps stealing my pot lids, FUCK YOU. Seriously, those were nice pots. :(

The disabilities office here sucks. I constantly hear the faculty and student government praise them. However, if you ask any person on campus who has a physical disability they will tell you how bad the office really is.