Monday, 08 September 2014 05:06 PM
I recently chaperoned a guy friend of mine (we're both freshmen) around my all-girls dorm. He said it was to say hi to everyone. I found out halfway along that he was trying to get his roommate laid.
Saturday, 08 February 2014 03:25 AM
One time I was late for class, so I had to stay couple minutes after class ended. The window was opened and It was really cold. I suddenly got a boner, and fell asleep from the cold breeze wind. I did not know I had a wet dream. I woke up with my professor trying to clean my jeans with his tounge.