Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:30 PM
I once drank so much cough syrup that I tripped my way from one dorm to the other, stopping every so often to talk to the statues on campus. I also smoked a lot of joints while walking to class. I also sold coke to asian kids and stiffed them...a lot. I once walked across campus with my penis sticking out of my zipper. No one seemed to notice.