Wednesday, 26 March 2014 12:28 PM
I like to get blacked out drunk and make out with ugly girls I refer to as "goats" then I take selfies with them on snapchat. #turndownforwhat
Friday, 31 January 2014 02:23 AM
I was fucking this girl and her step mom came in, turned into a threeway... oh wait no that was just a porn I saw.