Monday, 17 February 2014 03:30 PM
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Was halfway through fucking this Auburn girl when the fire alarm in her sorority hall went off.. Had to run outside in a pack of all her sisters and to this day still have blue balls
Monday, 03 February 2014 07:26 PM
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First semester freshman year: Oh I went to a few parties, and downtown a couple times its nice to drink in moderation...Second semester freshman year: ALCOHOL IS A WAY OF LIFE....
Sunday, 26 January 2014 12:45 PM
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A girl offered to buy me shots but she was out of cash so she used financial aid instead.