So um I'm a gay male and i lost my butthole virginity last weekend. I've been having trouble sitting still. My butthole is in pain and I'm too embarrassed to visit the hospital. Is this normal? I can't like walk fast either. I walk like I have to pee. fukin hell i should have stuck to cuddling

Why the fuck does UConn allow the U.S. military to promote their imperialistic bullshit on campus? Fuckin go away and promote your imperialistic shit elsewhere

Girl in the dark grey husky hoodie in the Student Union sitting by the stairs. You're cute but your friend look like Fetty Wap. Why does her eye look like that?

Uh..... I'm not quite sure how to describe this but my professor who is a woman in her late 60s bent over to pick up the shit she dropped and i saw her purple thong. What in the ACTUAL FUCK?!?! I didn't know old people wore thongs..... I am like traumatized af omfg

Moe's taste like shit. Seriously, only white people would like that basic ass nasty shit. We need a real Chipotle somewhere close to campus.

I hear my roommate masturbate like all the time. How do I approach her about this? Hey ____ I noticed you like to masturbate at 1 am almost everyday. Can we like cut it out? Or like at least be quieter? I have 8 am classes... I don't know if you're phone boning your bf or watching porn but I really need you to keep the finger banging on the hush hush. *sigh* This is gonna be so awkward.................

I have crush on my professor... Poli Sci professor Fred Lee can get it any day!

Was doing a presentation today and we had to use the HDMI plug to do the presentation. I had porn in one of my tabs and I was praying to God nobody saw that weird title on that heading. Thank God no1 saw it