All this medical grade and no hot ladies to smoke it with.

Can't stand girls who cry about being single then treat guys who hit on them like convicted rapists.

Blonde girl w/ curls in t/th morning accounting 2102.....I noticed you, noticing me, noticing you this morning. We should totally be study partners. ;)

Do NOT DM Katie and tell her that you find her attractive and are interested in possibly meeting her. Instead of a simple "thank you, but I'm not interested" or "flattering but I'm seeing someone"......Unfollow....Block. I obviously overestimated her maturity level. Also, probably a reason she's single.

No matter how turned on I am, my nipples never get hard. They used to all the time like two years ago and now they never do!!! I wish they would, I feel sexy as hell when they're hard.

shitfaced at a house party, stumbled into a bathroom with a guy using a dollar bill to snort ecstasy off of a toilet tank. keep it classy #dirtyburg