Wednesday, 28 January 2015 11:05 PM
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Bill Dusa is my Mcdreamy. So back off ladies.
Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:05 AM
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Out of all the pregnancy tests I've taken throughout college, not one has been negative.
#justmyluck
Tuesday, 08 April 2014 11:32 PM
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Wednesday, 02 April 2014 03:56 PM
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Not looking forward to having a roomate... I wont be able to jack-off as I much as I do now
#TheStruggleIsReal
Tuesday, 01 April 2014 12:17 AM
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I fall in love with everyone I meet, but can't make it past the 2nd date.
Saturday, 15 February 2014 12:43 AM
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My left hand smells like cum and my right hand like gasoline.
#TrueStory