#21 My buddy fucked one of the classes "Top Skanks" on top of his rack Mug Year. His knees were bloody the next morning from rubbing against ridges on that damn "brown blanket"

#20 We used to "GANGWAY!" the Chinese delivery guy so loud that the restaurant called the school to complain. "Prease stop yerring at the Derrivery Man."

#19 I bet the Sea Witch was a good fuck in her day.

#18 I borrowed my asshole roommate's laptop on cruise and stumbled across a little folder. It was fully nudey pics of his smoking hot GF along with a few videos of her sucking his schwang. I promptly took all of it and copied it to a USB.

Best. Cruise. Ever.

#17 Brought my gf to the roof of the Fort for stargazing and banged her on the grass in the middle of St. Mary's Quad.

#16 Jumped off the ship. Walked up the gangway and pushed two other cadets off the bow because they were being pansies about jumping. Still graduated.

#15 I caught a certain special cadet (who was later kicked out for breaking into numerous rooms with a mater key)Jerking off in the cleaning gear closet on E6 on a Sat Morning. He was polite enough to stop choking the chicken when I opened the door, but did not let go. One hand on himself one on the mop handle. I found another mop.

#14 Mug year on a Sunday I thought is was a good idea pound a bottle of vodka with a friend, smoke a pack on the top of the lighthouse on the point, piss on CMD's house door, Piss on Mate B Car, Break into the construction site for the New Dorms, Piss off the top. Break into the construction trailer, Pee on Mate B's car again, Throw a 5 gallon water jug off the top and pee on Mate B's Car again.