Sunday, 06 September 2015 07:18 PM
First day of college as a freshman.. Got pulled over for public urination. Had to talk to public safety drunk as a skunk, didn't get in any trouble.
Monday, 21 April 2014 07:05 AM
Girls...really need a rebound beej, my girlfriend just broke up with me
Sunday, 26 January 2014 06:07 PM
Today, my girlfriend called me a pussy because I wouldn't have sex in the mall parking lot...I'm a guy