#12 I woke up in a new Bugatti

OA-get outta here with that weak sauce.

#11 Sometimes I feel like everyone that passes me stares at me as if I have something on my face.

OA -more often then not, you're just being paranoid

#10 I shit in the Katrina Memorial Fountain on a monthly basis.
It's a routine I can't help. I'm a sick human being. F*#k. I need to find help.

OA- pics or it didn't happen.

#9. I really should go talk to a counselor on north campus, but I just don't have time. You know the ones that people go to to talk about the stresses of school and really just to talk and let it all out. I'm worried it won't help. I grew up with depression and managed to keep it somewhat under control but lately I've been having darker and darker thoughts and it's just getting harder to breathe.

OA- http://www.southeastern.edu/admin/counseling/about/index.html
that is the webpage for the counseling center. It helped me alot.

#8. I enjoy doing very risky things with my significant other at school.

OA -I like your style, upstairs in the union is always fun

#7. Caymen is best when you're blackout drunk

OA -those greasy ass burgers are the best.

#6. I constantly wonder if something is wrong with me considering I haven't made one real friend at school. I just feel so lonely because all the people I thought were my friends ditched me.

#5. yoga pants give me yogurt pants

OA -it's the most wonderful time of the year!