Currently working at commons, things they don't tell you: really bad roach problem right now, you can find them in pretty much any cabinet. So you know where we keep the cereal that's put out every day? Roach-cabinet. The cereal isn't even sealed after it's opened. And careful when getting a sandwich. We've had (more than) a few instances on moldy bread being served. We've had students find glass, hair, bugs, etc. in their food. And ALWAYS check the plates and silverware you get. Food is more often than not still caked on it. Happy eating!

My parents think they are paying 50,000 a year for me to get a good education, but in reality they are just paying for me to terribly punish my liver half of the week and regret it for the other half

Got so hammered I made out with one of the cops on campus. #worthit

The only pretty girls on campus are in sororities. #truelife

The only cool things here are the lizards and service dogs.

No matter the day, it's always a good reason to drink.

I guess 50k doesn't cover the charge of a $3.75 milk in the morning.

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