Thursday, 26 March 2015 06:56 AM
Sent a picture of my friends dick to a gay kid to get free chipotle... Not my proudest moment, but I have to say it was worth it.
Sunday, 11 January 2015 08:05 PM
All I remember from last night is drinking gin and tonic with a Brazilian guy named Lucas
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 05:02 PM
Was banging this chick after the second time I met her and while we were going at it she started squirting and would not stop #therewentthosesheets