Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:32 PM
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#3 I live in Maher, I have timed an average for how long it takes for my roomate's to take showers. When they are in there, I set a timer and beat my meat as fast as I can so I can bust before they come out of the shower.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:26 PM
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#3 I live in Maher, I have timed an average for how long it takes for my roomate's to take showers. When they are in there, I set a timer and beat my meat as fast as I can so I can bust before they come out of the shower.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:23 PM
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#4 I live in Camino, and I hang out quite a lot in the men's shower area. People just think that I shower a lot, but I just am low-key gay and may swing over to the other side if I see anymore hot guys.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 09:21 PM
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#4 I have a class where my teacher is hella hot. Whenever we have a lecture, I just stare at her and imagine stuff. She thinks I am super attentive, but she is just nice to look at.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 08:26 PM
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#1 I take the fattest shits in my bathroom, my roommates probably hate me. I've clogged the toilet at least four times already.
Wednesday, 09 September 2015 08:22 PM
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I just ate a big mac
Friday, 16 May 2014 05:50 PM
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I jacked off onto my roommate's deodorant after he walked in on my masturbating for the 20th time
#noragrets