#1227 To the freshman Regan on the lax team.. You can get it anytime

#1226 I’m really attracted to Caisey. but it makes me feel like a pedophile

#1225 To #1131. Challenge accepted

#1224 Someone needs to crack down on unacceptable behavior with the clubs on Rollins campus in how they treat their members, especially one like the game club. I was a member throughout my time and was bullied several times, for no reason and you get treated badly and be asked to leave just for not understanding how to play a game or two.

#1223 if rollins was a sandwich, it would be a reuben. if it was an ice cream, it would be moose tracks. understand what i'm saying?

#1222 God I want to motorboat Yasmin's breasts so bad. They're so firm.

#1221 I'm trying to convince my parents that I'm gay, so they'll finally let me sleep over at girls' dorms. Then, I will proceed to slam the muff and explore crotch.

#1220 who the fuck thinks having the best clothes or having the most sex or getting the most drunk are actual accomplishments? The only awards you could win are most pretentious and most trashy.