I've drunkenly slept on the LMS pool table too many times to count.

When my psycho room had a really bad psychotic break down and flipped out and got campus called on me for being loud with friends in another room I proceeded to floss their bedsheets in my gooch.

One time at Paul Smiths a kid paid a girl $20 to let him lick her butthole at a party. She developed the name "butthole girl" amongst the others. Everyone knew of her. Great parties for sure! Weird shit is always bound to happen. Miss those days..

I worked in the fitness center last fall, and I enjoyed it mainly because I could sit at the desk and watch good-looking guys work out on Sunday mornings like a total creep.

After hitting a deer with my truck in the winter of 2013, my roommate and I decided to cut the deer up in Currier bathroom. We bleached everything down and cut the deer up until 2AM. After denying numerous people the use of the bathroom the RA found out what we were up to. The RA didn't give a shit (Thanks). It made for a good cookout in Livermore parking lot.

A week past until I realized a post made that night had Paul Smiths College Admissions tagged in it, Oops!!

One night while my roommate and I were in another world (if you know what I mean), we decided to make breadsticks. So I put them in the microwave for 5 minutes. Soon after the microwave started smoking... Then a lot more. Turns out I set the microwave on fire at 3am. And the fire alarm didn't go off. Win for you PSC, the fire alarms went off for hairspray and NOT for a real fire.
Moral of the story... ALWAYS read the label on the package.

To the RA in Toga: I like your beard. Can I touch it?

Male 21 One night while drinking, I accidentally pissed on my roommates towel and he was never the wiser