Wednesday, 16 April 2014 11:37 AM
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To people who use College Confessions to find a school: Do not go to Mt Vernon Nazarene University. There is a 100% chance you will not get laid.
#NoDrugs #NoAlcohol #NoSex
Saturday, 22 March 2014 08:36 PM
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My neighbor is a Dick so...when he left for a trip, I used his razor to shave my dick. LOL
#SuckIt