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I had the most weird dream the other night. I was making passionate yet regretful jungle love with Cheetoh lord. The love essence was extremely salty but full of patriotism.
My name is Bitchin' Pans and I'll take all you boys and girls to never land, where we can have lots of fun.
Sometimes, I take refuge in the big dumpster by Klas because everyone outcasts me. I hide there for many hours and it's where I belong, even winter time.
Netflix and chill? Nah, I prefer Black balls & chill
I just watched a guy put his plate away but not his damn cup, why?!!
A girl in my building went on a tinder date with my ex & keeps giving me dirty looks. Not my fault you chose him, enjoy my sloppy seconds!
@Gunnar Aas is a babe
Tall and handsome Jack Bryan, you made my heart skip a beat ....