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Liberals will never win because we're too divise about stupid petty shit
You ever wonder "howd i end up here" then be like "oh yeah everything ive ever done" lol
Who's the cute new guy working at Starbucks?
There's this truly gorgeous person in my sister's senior seminar class and I really wanna walk up to them and tell them they're beautiful but I'm a coward.
Sometimes I wish Optimus Prime were my father. My father doesn't love me and moved to California with his gold digging whore of a girlfriend. Optimus Prime would never leave me for a gold digging whore though. He'd stay and keep me safe. He'd kneel down on his big robot knees and wrap me up in his robot arms. I would feel so safe with Optimus. I would call Optimus daddy, not my actual father. My actual father is a dick. Daddy Prime though...he would be a good father figure.
Heard President Miller wants safety and security to crack down on non-Hamline students and faculty walking around campus grounds. If she really wants that then she better start building that wall around us.
I think I might be too fucking sick
Using the woodcutting laser for free tattoos who wit me >xD