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"Yellow Crocs make me wet!" - floor outside of the shower used by @Benji Altman.
It's funny because it sounds like a sex joke but then overturns all you're explanations by not being about sex at all and just being about the fact that @Benji Altman's super cool Crocs can be, and are, used in the shower.
Yellow crocs will be the new big thing. #ConfessingIsJustASuggestion #NobodyCaresDan!
I think @Benji Altman's yellow Crocs are super cool!
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