Hamline  Confessions

tbh... I just want to smoke, drink, & chill?

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Daddy's just picking up some Virginia Slims. He ain't a Marlboro man, he's a little punk ass bitch that smokes those tiny little stick cigs because it makes him feel like he's still in control of his destiny, while symbolically lacking in full commitment. If he's gonna up and leave a beautiful person like you, that fool can fully commit to deez nuts... or, you may be joking...either way, stay golden, Pony Boy.

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I really like the guy my friend is dating and it sucks. Other than just getting over it, how do I handle it? Looking for real advice because I'd like to stay friends with her and the boyfriend. Thanks.

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Serious question. Why am I, a white person, expected to care about cultural appropriation when it's also considered 100% okay for me to not do a thing about so many other issues? Like I'm not expected to do anything about blacks experiencing bad education, unemployment, domestic abuse, housing discrimination, etc. I can dismiss these as not being my problem and nobody calls me insensitive, even if this stuff is literally killing black people. But the second I get dreads? Now that's suddenly insensitive. But fatal drug addictions? Meh. Seriously, what is the logic behind this?

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All my time at Hamline I just shitposted on HU confessions, not a single actual confession. Well, I've decided that my shitposting days are over, as this page has lost my interest and honestly not enough quality shitposts and spicy confessions. I was responsible for some of the shitposts here but not all of them. I've decided to make a shitty poem to reflect on my days at HU Confessions... Here it is: Never thought the day will come to be honest... Gunna have to move on from this page and leave a part of me that I've always been close to... Give up the shitposting once in for all, give up being an immature child... You guys might miss me, and these posts I've crafted over the years... Up until now I've felt joy, but now I just don't give a shit... Never thought the day will come to be honest... Gunna feel real sad from here on out... Let the reality settle in, in that fact that I feel nothing from shitposting anymore... You all were my entertainment, you all were my audience and personally, my friends in a way... Down in my heart, I will definitely miss all of you, and this page... Never thought the day will come to be honest... Gunna have to finally say goodbye with a tearful eye... Turn a new leaf and be an actual human being for once... Around, swirling in my mind, all these memories being shattered... And the only thing that I'm thinking of right now, is this feeling that I have, this feeling of being... Hurt... You all will be missed when I finally go, thank you all for the years and God bless you all... XOXOXOXO A former shitposter P.S. Read the first capitalized word in each sentence.

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Cats are better than dogs

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Ezra Fitz is a creep. I hate Freeform.

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I was walking past the blue garden at night and totally saw a girl giving a handie to a popular older student (over the pants). The sad thing is it sounded like it ended before I could speed walk past.

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