Just slept with 2of the footballplayers in the lockerroom....it wa

I regret my decision to go to college. I waited a few years out of high school, chose a good major, and I still regret it. It's taking too long, it costs too much, and I don't feel like I'm learning anything valuable. I'm digging myself into debt, and feels like I'm doing it for nothing.

Made out with a girl all night cause I have a boyfriend and couldn't hook up with any guys

Today my mother visited me in my dorm. We started talking about college relationships which led her to ask me if I was a virgin, which wasn't a weird question considering how open my family is about ANYTHING. I was explaining to her that I was still a virgin because I'm not very socially outgoing (shy).
Well...
I'm no longer a virgin.

All the guys here are either gay or douchebags, so I fuck the 39 year old across the street.