Monday, 31 March 2014 05:08 PM
My girl just sat here and tried jiggling my balls for fun, saying she likes to play with them #herentertainment #MU
Saturday, 08 March 2014 07:52 PM
I got so drunk I gave head to some guy in an alley way and then told him to go fuck himself.
Saturday, 15 February 2014 11:08 AM
10 Shotgunned PBRs and the fake meat in a McDonald's burger don't mix. I spent my night with my valentine, the toilet!