Tuesday, 18 November 2014 04:29 PM
After a girl threw up on my flat, I fucked her, then 2 days after I went out with her flatmate....ooops
Friday, 21 February 2014 10:43 PM
Overheard a girl speaking about teeth whitening. She said it's easy to swallow, and it gets your teeth white. Guy: Crest does the same. Girl: better to suck a dick than brush your teeth.