So done with my bitch ass roommates this semester! Hope you have fun annoying your new roommate as much as you annoyed me xoxo

Tonight, my girlfriend got on top, tied up my wrists, sat her laptop on my chest, and rode me while she studied.
... I love her.

I have been running LMU Confessions for the past two years. It's been quite a roller coaster. Browsing through hundreds of submissions (most of which were rejected because they were stupid tbh) has really opened my eyes to the beauty of this school. No matter how shallow and scandalous we may seem, there is so much more to each and every single person at this school (yeah I know "much more" is grammatically incorrect). This will be the final post to the page unfortunately. Mostly because I am graduating and I can't handle passing this down and because the submissions have been like shit lately.

My advice to all you lions: calm the fuck down and enjoy the moment you're breathing in right now. You may be a butthurt freshman or sophomore with a shitty roommate living in the fourth floor of McKay or a junior who constantly is anxious about a crush or a senior who hasn't even figured out what their pregame plan for graduation is yet. Take this moment as you try to comprehend wtf this post is trying to say and just enjoy it.

You know you love me,
XOXO
LMU CONFESSIONS

I'm a double Major and I'm graduating on Saturday.I still haven't told my parents that I failed out of my business major.

I really don't think I'm going to finish my papers this semester. I have one more day and I really, really am starting to realize I might not be able to do it. I am so scared (I am a sophomore).

Saw a woman trying to park in Drollinger scrape a maroon Prius. Asked her if she was going to leave a note. She replied... Of course. I took her for her word and left.

I was finishing an exam in STR and I saw a freshman girl with a cast on her foot drop some of her things. An upper class who was behind her stopped to help. My faith in our community is resorted till next semester. Good to see we all look after each other. Hopefully more stories like this will come up and less about people getting off in public areas.

As I was walking out of my philosophy final, I saw this dude cheating off his phone. Didn't want to be a dick so I didn't say anything. I don't understand the level of stupidly within this guy, that class was so easy. I didn't even study and I knew everything on the final. So guy who cheated on your final today, you are a waste of oxygen and I wish I ratted you out. I hope you read this and realize the magnitude of your dumbfuckery.