Thursday, 23 April 2015 12:01 AM
I confessed about wanting to go down on girls. Miss Emily made the joke about giving her number out. Truth be told, I'd eat that up like Sunday brunch at the 'Spoon, yo!
Thursday, 02 October 2014 04:56 PM
I was fucking my FWB until the song Fancy came on and totally ruined it. I went soft inside her and couldn't it hard for a solid 10 minutes...
Sunday, 13 April 2014 09:48 AM
Condom broke during a one night stand and neither of us had enough for plan b. So I fucked my dealer bare backed because I knew he'd discreetly pay for an abortion.
Monday, 07 April 2014 07:33 PM
My roomie just snorted hydros with a dollar bill on the living room table. Turn down for what?
Sunday, 06 April 2014 10:10 AM
Girl said she had never had an orgasm. Thought it was an attempt to make me try harder until she started crying after her first one. #awkward
Saturday, 05 April 2014 12:32 PM
Forgot to use a condom last night, and thankfully they've invented something for people that fuck up. #PlanB #Raw
Friday, 04 April 2014 12:43 AM
Moved in with an Asian guy who wasn't fond of drinking, moved out less than 12 hours later drunk as fuck while he was asleep
Wednesday, 02 April 2014 09:28 AM
This girl has a body thats a 10, but has a face thats like a 3. I think she caught on when I would only hit her up on the weekends at 3am that she was a drunk slam piece.