Sunday, 07 September 2014 02:18 PM
Slept with a guy the second night I moved in. Don't regret it #livitup
Thursday, 30 January 2014 01:48 PM
One time this girl had 1 mikes hard and a shot at my apartment. She was carried back to her apartment with her head in a trashcan. lol
Tuesday, 14 January 2014 10:09 PM
My roommate broke my xbox so i fucked every girl he talked to for a whole year.
Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:09 AM
2 friends of the GF came over saying she talks about my size and stamina - and wanted to see for themselves. Now they know. My GF needs better friends.
Friday, 10 January 2014 08:49 AM
Told my professor my dad had hip surgery and I needed to pick him up to get out of class. She believed me. My dad was perfectly fine. #godons