Thursday, 27 March 2014 02:04 PM
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Girl follows me on Instagram , likes old photos , she is hot so I shoot her the DM , met her the next week she is super fake.
#stillbangedher
Monday, 10 March 2014 11:50 AM
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so, there was a blackout our dorm and i gave a random girl anal sex down 10flights of stairs.
Sunday, 09 March 2014 02:23 PM
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Got drunk and showed a random Asian guy my junk to show him what a white man's penis looks like.
Wednesday, 05 March 2014 10:48 PM
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i must eat alota dairy cuz i clog alota toilets my roommate even put a note on the toilet to unclog it, i go to isu and purposely clog em. they call me steve shartman.
Tuesday, 04 March 2014 08:34 PM
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Every time I've had sex I've been high so yep better keep that up high at this moment hope I get lucky!! ... But never bust lucky ass bitches
#partyon
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:50 PM
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I study more than I party because my best friend's mother thinks I will flunk out. I'll show her ?
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 08:37 PM
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Went to college party as a freshman in high school and ate a bitch out but ate more hair than pussy
#ISU
Monday, 13 January 2014 11:35 AM
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Once pissed a girls bed, came back the next night, did it again. Came back again the next night.....her laptop, desk, and pet cat weren't so lucky.