"There's a professor in the education department that is WAY too nice. And it's made me realize that I really really hate people. How are you going to be so disrespectful to this professor? She doesn't give exams or homework during breaks, she takes your opinion to mind and applies them in class, she genuinely cares for her students and yet her students are such dipshits. Shut the holy hell up for once! When she's talking, you shut up and listen. Don't disrespect one of the only professors who gives a shit about us personally as well as us professionally. Sure, she's easy to walk all over, but that doesn't mean you have to. She's being so nice to you, be nice to her! The rare occasions that she does give quizzes, why don't you all fucking try to study for it! They're easy as shit anyway. People talk over her, under her, about her, I just don't get it. She's the nicest person, yet it seems like these students couldn't give a rats ass. Instead of complaining about your hardass professors, why don't you all take the time to appreciate the good professors. The rare ones."

"sometimes i wonder if Mike T is actually majoring in Pokemon..."

"A guy was told to describe me using 10 adjectives. He said "dat ass" and then walked away."

"The Physics tutor on Tuesday and Wednesday nights is soooooo fuckable. I mean god damn.."

"I'm pretty sure that tall freshman kid from Ghana doesn't know how fucking hot he is."

"To whoever wrote about the Panama City std post is correct. Im not tryin to scare those who have significant others going to Panama City but it is known as the city of stds. My best friend's sister had been dating her boyfriend for about 2 years and they never cheated on each other and even talked about marriage. He went to Panama city for break while she went to visit her family in NJ. She hadn't known that he cheated on her while he was there but at her last gyno appointment she was told that she tested positive for HIV. Her boyfriend then admitted that he cheated on her during break with some slut from the Florida area. Please please please if you have a significant other going on spring break, talk to them about being safe. Even if u trust them, people get so fucked up on break and have no idea what they're doing. I'm sorry to scare any people but i would hate if this happened to someone who they thought they loved."

"I've been medically diagnosed with alcoholism... twice"

"I once sat at the football/lacrosse tables and it was the most awkward thing I have ever done. Never doing that again."