Some days I am totally into women and find them attractive. On other days, I seriously catch myself staring at other men and thinking "man, if only he was into men." Sometimes it feels like a blessing to find so many people around me attractive, yet at other times, it feels like a pretty sketchy curse, since so many people seem to be against the idea of finding others attractive for some reason. And I don't really get that... I'd personally like it if someone said "Hey, I think you look nice!" every time they thought that. Anyway, just my lunch time thoughts today.
Also, thanks for the nice lunch Bon staff!

With our culture accepting your right to identify as another gender, or another age, or even another specie, I will be the first to identify as another living person.

I identify as Gary Spivey.

NGL, I was about to lose my shit because I thought the posts about Harambe were hate speech about the person who won, rather than about people who actually voted for Harambe the gorilla.

I told my boyfriend Valentines wasn't the worst I had had, I lied. I hate when he gets super drunk and pissed off

I don't care how credible the guest speaker at chapel is. Heaven is NOT going to be a giant, eternal orgasm.

I'm tired of caring about people who if I stopped coming around or texting them they'd forget about me like I was the last choice.

I actually had a valentine this year, and my expectations seemed reasonable, but the holiday was still a disappointment.

I regret sharing this page with my friend already, I think he's written 3-4 confessions in the last hour