I've noticed this girl on Macy three..by far the hottest asian I've ever seen. I think it's cute that she wears sweats almost everyday...

Our whole floor comes out of their rooms when male voices are heard

I eat Taco Bell on the daily. They know my order by my car

I don't date black guys... I'm black

Every time I poop and the bathroom is empty or no one walks in its the best day of my life. In fact sometimes a do a little dance while washing my hands (that is WITH soap and water). But when there are people in the bathroom I put these drops in the toilet before I poop so it doesn't smell...the dorm life has just made pooping so much harder.

I made out with my cousin over spring break

I have a huge crush on the guy with the beard who works in the mail room. I send myself packages just so I have an excuse to see him.

I clog my floor's toilet on a weekly basis