My favorite times of the day/week/month/year are when I am not around my roommate.

TBH, I participate a lot in class and I think people dislike me for it. I honestly don't mean to offend you by taking your paid professor's time. Just bear with me, I have a question.

I have enough pairs of underwear to wear a different pair every day for a month without doing laundry... I don't buy the kind from Walmart that come in packs.

Im tired of people saying how "I want a girl to be DTF"," love to give Bjs", Blaw Blaw Blaw. First off, A women's body is not the total of what she is worth dudes. You want a woman on your side for life, not a Hoe. And Girls, stop showing off of how sexy you are. How big your boobs are. How many BJs you've done at a Christian University. The only thing you are doing is making yourself look like a fool. C'mon people.....
#ActuallyGrowUp

I feel like so many people are bent on the "ring by spring" circus that they lose respect for people who are already in a happy couple. I've had some of my guy-friends complain that I've put them in the "friendzone," when really I'm being loyal to the ONE man I love. And I constantly have to watch other girls drool over my guy or act jealous because they don’t think it’s fair that they’re single. And trust me, I have been single before and I know sometimes there is a lot of pressure to be in a relationship. However, I think the Fox community needs to stop complaining so much about singleness and should also respect those who are in a relationship. I hope people can be more respectful.

I eat pizza for lunch every school day.

I go to osu to get turnt on the weekends

I wonder how many people write stories that talk about how hot they are just to make themselves feel better about themselves