Every time someone posts something here, I only read the comments to see what smart ass remark Matt and Natalie have to say.

If a person doesn't know the difference between,
-To, too, two
-It's, its
-There, their, they're
I automatically am annoyed with them and rule out their chance of being a good friend of mine.
I should be more loving and not judge people on their grammar so harshly. Maybe they're actually a good person.

I wish more guys would wear baseball pants here

I have never dated because I am content with being single. SFL

I fart so loudly in my sleep that I wake myself up.

I objectify women every day and don't care about it it's not like I had a chance with them anyways

One day I stepped on a snail when I was on a walk. I didn't feel too bad about it until I saw that there was another snail right next to it. I'm pretty sure they were friends. That night I had a nightmare that giant snails came in through my window to kidnap me and enact their revenge. I have had an irrational fear of snails ever since that day.

I didn't realize how many perverts we had at this school until I read this page.

-Man who respects women.