I can't stand it that as Christians people pick parts of verses to fit what they want the point to be and don't finish the whole verse. It's condemning and stupid. If you want to use a verse use THE WHOLE THING, otherwise you look like a bible thumper trying too hard to make a point.

Sometimes I like to stay on the toilet and meditate and reflect after taking a crap.

Every Wednesday at 8:30 I walk to Bauman to eat the after chapel food.

I'm gay, but I'm too afraid of coming out to my friends here. The prejudice at Fox would be unbearable.

Sometimes I pee when I'm in the pool.

I hate working out. First, the air in the gym sucks. Then the actual act of lifting weights and letting them fall seems so aimless. I mean, who picks something up to let it back down, IN THE SAME SPOT? And then all the hot girls give you (me) this look like, "Why are you taking up space?" or as if they are laughing inside. Ego slightly bruised. Just the thought of not doing something else in order to do that seems bizarre to me. Need. Workout. Partner.

I feel like I should have been born in the 1880s. Everything is so fast in our day, and everything so standardized. Don't know what I'm actually saying, but you know what I mean?

To the people who sit on the floor on their laptops and watch me slide and glide at chapel, you're no better than me if you aren't paying attention so quit looking at me like I'm going to hell.