Sometimes, when I'm walking from class to class and I see a hot girl, I want to just accidentally bump into her and give her a great big kiss.

I have the hardest time not just grabbing food off of other peoples trays at the Bon. I don't know why this is an issue for me, because it's a buffet... But it is an issue. So have grace if a random girl grabs food off your tray. I apologize for my uncontrollable impertinence.

I'm super attracted to girls on fire for Jesus, but the only ones I can find don't find me attractive. Probably means something needs to change? I'm not afraid to make moves anymore, just can't find anyone who reciprocates... :(

So sick and tired of the Bon and how bad the food is! Why am I spending this much money to eat here?!

I find people who organize a meeting at a certain time in a certain place and then do not show up to be lacking in character.

Confession time: There is this smoking hot babe in Penn that is dating a guy from Wilder and I just wanna punch him in the face and steal her away!

Am I the only one who finds the weird school girl picture in the VAC women's bathroom extremely creepy and concerning?

The extra costs in order to be an El Ed on top of tuition is looking like it's going to be roughly $1291. I have honestly begun considering dancing at gentlemen's clubs, just so I can find a way to pay for this...