Eating breakfast at 7:25 in the Bon, and there are two dudes making loud dinosaur sounds.

I want it to be summer so I can say damn without people thinking I'm the anti-christ.

I really feel like everyone on this page is sexually deprived. You all need to chill with the "I don't know them but this guy/girl is so cute but will never notice me" because it's really creepy and you all sound borderline thirsty.

People think stalkers are creepy, but if I had a stalker, I would feel special.

just because no one talks about it: i'm a female and i masturbate. i know it's not a good habit, and i know it's due to a lack of self control. but i just want to offer up some encouragement to all the other ladies out there who struggle with this same issue. youre not alone

Every month that goes by without me finding a boyfriend makes me panicked. I feel like I won't find a man ever if I don't find one in college. And I feel like all of the eligible bachelors here at GFU are way out if my league.

This one time I sharted in the Bon, and i had to walk into the bathroom during one of the lunch time rushes. I then had to waddle out back to my dorm room in Penn. Talk about a walk of shame.

I think I'm going to start taking boyfriend applications. Requirements: you have to be sarcastic, like Marvel, and be taller than me... Just kidding, no one would apply. I'll just crawl back into my dark hole of singleness.