I had a really meaningful relationship with a girl here and I destroyed it because I am an asshole and I don't think before I speak. I now hate myself more than I ever have before

Sometimes, I can't find commuter parking. I take it as a sign from God that I should skip class and go to lunch at the Villa Cafe.

There's this red headed girl on the dance team who Is absolutely gorgeous. I wish that I could be with her for the rest of my life. I just can't get the confidence to ask her out.

I saw Tosha Rodriguez today and my jaw dropped. Tosha, If you read this I want you to know that I love you like a fat kid love cake and I'm happy your in my life. Don't trip chocolate chip cause I know you'll slay all your exams next week. I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu boooooooooo

lays chips literally make my butt jiggle like jeloooo makes the guys say hellooooooooo

Kat Hylton is my eye candy high key. I get butterflies whenever I see her and to correct that other dude's post, Kat is not ONE of the most beautiful women, she is the most beautiful woman on campus. She's definitely the one girl I'd give all my love too.

If my roommate knew everything I thought about her from the first day we met to now...oh man would I be in trouble.

So people think I like drama. But I really don't. Most times, I just want it to leave me alone. Can we all just grow up?