I cheat on my boyfriend every wednesday night when I slide and glide for chapel.

When I was younger I that a guy was supposed to have three balls because of doctor evil in Austin powers. I could never find the third one and it freaked me out.

I realize this may not fit the sort of pining and bemoaning of current relationships that this page seems to be meant for, but I think my current girlfriend is just about the coolest person on this planet. #scandal

I hate this school but I have no other options without disappointing my family. To everyone that says things like "why don't you leave if you hate it here so much??" Stop.

I think one of the great things about going home for the summer break: not having to listen to the clock tower chime every fifteen freakin' minutes.

It seems like I have tons of friends when I walk around campus, constantly saying hi to people or stopping for a quick chat. But then on the weekends it seems like I have no one to hang out with or no one has asked if I want to take part in their activities. Am I just not fun to be around but easy to talk to? I don't get it...

I think infinity scarves are like beards for women. They catch all the tiny food crumbs you drop when you eat. Uuggg, so annoying.

I saw my boyfriend kissing another girl the other day. I shit on his car. And hers.