I feel judged for watching South Park. Everyone acts like it's the worst show ever created and yet where I come from everyone watched it.

When I hear yolo I think you outta look out. Probably because of the lonely island song yolo. #yolo

I've never pulled an all-nighter. If I have to study too late, I just don't. I just quit. No, I'm not that great at school but I've also not failed a class since 9th grade first semester Algebra. I don't understand how people can sleep 5 hours and expect their mind to really do what it should do when they wake. If I sleep under 7.5 hours, I have to read the questions 2 or 3 times before I actually understand it. Just saying. Get some sleep.

Is it to much to ask for a job that pays well and doesn't drug test? All I want to do is go to paradiso and roll on Molly then get real coked up to dring me back from the come down from the Molly!!

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!

I think Evan Cooney looked super fly at the dance. Didn't hurt his girl was lookin good too.

I absolutely hate how people use "yolo" all the time now. Sooo stupid... same with people's defense of twerking. Rant over!

If I have to pee and I hear rap music coming from the dorm bathroom, I go out into the hall and use the handicap one instead.