I didn't even know what stretchmarks were until the stretchmark post.

I think people keep forgetting that A) GFU is a college and B) It really is that easy to just "unlike" the page if you don't like it. I know GFU is Christian-based, but people need to remember that not all students here are Christians and that even Christian college students can get into "college kid" trouble here and there.

On the last night of finals, I rode around campus on a scooter in nothing but a bath towel at 1 am.

Confession to the admin: I confess I'm realizing this page has gotten really gross. I know it's all about confessing stuff, but I really don't think many people want to see confessions about playing with the genitals of a cadaver (for example). There have been a lot of confessions lately that are really nasty, and it's not like "I did (insert bad thing), now I don't know what to do/feel bad/can't believe it happened", it's just plain gross stuff for no reason other than to anonymously crow your nasty accomplishments to the world. If the world wanted to know, they'd ask. And I do mean the world, because when we comment on the posts, it shows up in our fb friends' feeds, and idk about all of you, but I have a lot of younger kids from church and school on my fb, many of whom are in the youth group I'm a leader at. I would really rather not have them see a post I commented on and then come to this page and see all this nastiness. I know I'm just one person, but I'm really considering removing this page from my fb because of how gross it's gotten lately.

To the girl who likes to play with her boobs, I like to play with my penis. Because I can.

God forbid people try to build a moral community to help young adults become intelligent and strong in their faith. God forbid those students make mistakes and not be perfect, like the real world. And GOD FORBID anyone realize that America is not "the real world". America is just a small wealthy privileged part, and if you want to complain about bubbles of immaturity and ignorance, I would invite you to go to a third world country where people aren't so egocentric, selfish, and spoiled. Want to hear complaining? I'm tired of hearing so much whining from people who don't like the community at Fox for being "a bubble" when they haven't given it a real try and then give huge blanket judgements saying all george fox students are like this or that. It shocks me that some people can be so blind to the wonderful people around them, I guess some people would rather be dramatic and think the worst about others. Try clearing out the plank in your own eye, it seems to be blocking your vision.

I get really uncomfortable around guys and don't know how to interact with them, especially if they are somewhat attractive. I'm afraid I'll never get a boyfriend and get married.

I loved TA'ing my anatomy class this semester, I don't think I have gotten a harder erection then when I played with the cadavers labia majoria.