Sunday, 03 August 2014 02:07 AM
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Me and my girlfriend have had sex in almost every building at George Fox. Hoover, Stephens, Lemmons, the Bon, the Auditorium and the Library have all fallen victim to our adventurous spirit. Just something to think about next time your in class and pick up a sweaty, lustful scent.
Sunday, 03 August 2014 01:36 AM
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I was falling asleep with my head on my desk when my ipad slipped in its case and I jumped like someone broke into my house. I feel stupid.
Sunday, 03 August 2014 12:40 AM
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One of the worst things about being an introvert is needing help but not knowing how to voice it. I know what I need to say to people but I fear patronizing rejection and not being able to actually communicate it well. I like being alone, but there are times...more frequent now than not...when I just need to talk to someone...but sometimes it's too hard.
Sunday, 03 August 2014 12:29 AM
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People are always going on and on about how great Jesus is because he turned water into wine. Well, I can turn wine into pee!
Saturday, 02 August 2014 11:23 PM
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I confess, without any remorse, that I am listening to Christmas music right now, and I've been happily googling pictures of Christmas trees and feeling the warm fuzzies. Deal with it, Foxy George.
Saturday, 02 August 2014 11:15 PM
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I unashamedly admit that I have a hot cousin.
Saturday, 02 August 2014 01:48 PM
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No one told me the freshman 15 was about weight... shit I'm a whore
Saturday, 02 August 2014 09:15 AM
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I like to pee in random places around campus and risk getting caught by people passing by. And I'm a girl :P