Saturday, 23 August 2014 10:12 AM
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I've never asked a girl out on a date because of my beliefs in courtships. I recently rejected the practice of courtship.
The next four years will be very interesting.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:26 AM
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I'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor.
I mean...he made us capable of blowing gas out
our butts that make a funny noise and all...
And there's also the people who go into Wal-Mart.
You can't tell me that God doesn't have a sense of humor.
God Bless.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:22 AM
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My Dad says onions are from the devil because he
thinks they are the most disgusting things on the planet.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:21 AM
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My boyfriend hates the name Steve so I told
everyone at work to call him Steve from now on.
We have a love/hate relationship.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:16 AM
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One time I dropped my phone in the toilet after I had gone pee.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:13 AM
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I sometimes eat a box of Cheez-It's in one sitting.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:12 AM
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I've accidently swallowed plastic before.
It doesn't taste very good and almost made me choke.
Saturday, 23 August 2014 09:11 AM
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I've never eaten at Popeye's before.
I'd like to someday though.