I have a fantastic girlfriend that loves me more than anything in the world. The problem is that I cant seen to love her back as much. Ive tried so hard for the last 11 months to be a better boyfriend but I cant shake the feeling that she isn't the right one for me. I know that if I break up with her it will destroy her world. What do I do? :(

Ok I think there are just a beautiful red head on campus and I believe you're apart of HMS maybe you'd like to get some dinner cuz damn you fine #namemegan #ithink

God made me quirky. Whenever I get too excited about something I get nauseous. One time I found out a guy I knew was going to ask me to winter formal. I'm really awkward, so my roommate agreed to help me practice how to react when the guy asked me. The conversation that ensued was as followed.

Roommate impersonating the fella: " So, would you like to go to the dance with me?"
Me : Yes!!! **begins to gag**
Roommate: ......Not to sure he's going to believe you...

I must admit that one time I saw a cat near the quad was the closest I have ever gotten to seeing pussy.

I skipped class to watch Sharknado.

I know I'm only a sophomore, but I can't help but feel that all the freshmen look like they're 12 years old.

I really want to have sex in the middle of the quad just so I can confess I did it.

I hope that I'm not the only one who found President Baker's lecture in chapel hypocritical given the university's policy on LGBTQ rights and other religions.