Matt Miller is beautiful and I want to marry him...

I think Scott Stevens is the most attractive ginger ever.

I have a crush on Austin O'Neal and he is friendzoning me so hard! Its pathetic how hard I try to get him to like me..

I love reading all the vehement and aggressive/passive-aggressive comments people post under confessions to bolster their own ego and demonize whomever wrote the confession. I sincerely hope your future employers and/or loved ones read everything you write and get as good a laugh as I do.

I don't get why it's looked down upon to wear yoga pants without wearing a thong. I'm not wearing them to show off my butt cheeks. I'm wearing them because they're comfortable. I'm sorry that I don't wear thongs. If it bothers you so much then just stop staring at my butt.

I am a guy and I have no problem with girls not wearing bras as long as they are hot.

I get a good laugh at when people anonymously mention the friend zone and everyone assumes they're a sexist self-entitled male. Take a second to ponder what that says about your personal sexist bias. Friendships are good. Relationships are good. Yet, I think at some point everyone has wanted to be in a relationship with a friend who didn't want to be with them. It's not a man thing. It's not a woman thing. It's a people thing.

I hate when people get offended when women don't wear bras out in public. If men don't have to then I don't have to. Everyone has nipples.