Sometimes I get REALLY nervous when walking to breakfast a little earlier than everyone else because there is NO ONE around...I feel like the rapture happened and I was left here.

I think that the "closed door" policy here is bullshit. The university shouldn't be controlling how people act. They can push their views and morals, but they shouldn't be making rules like this. We aren't in middle school. We are all adults, and we should be treated like it!

Sometimes I like to sit in a bathtub filled with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball :D

I want to start dating again just to rub it in my ex's face. I want him to hurt as bad as I'm hurting. I want him to regret leaving me. I want him to experience the pain of the realization that he can NEVER have me back. I want to unleash my anger on him because, frankly, he deserves it! At least I get the satisfaction of knowing that he is never going to find someone as attractive and committed as me again. I don't care if this sounds conceited. I don't care if I seem like a jerk. I'm furious at him and I want him to know it!

As a Film Studies major, I can confidently say that Hot Rod is easily one of the best Classical Hollywood Cinema movies I've ever seen.

I feel like all I see now is people complaining about their love life.

I confess: Yes, I am offended by the words "sexy," "hot," and "mankind." I'm offended that our sexy mankind gets bashed on for being so hot. And sexy. By the way, I'm not targeting anyone in this confession. However, I hope this provokes some of you to find sum spelling errors in this, but hopefully it'll take you at least 10 seconds to respond before posting. And please, I do ask of you to refrain from inevitably stalking FB to try to find me, the OP. Truth.

I love you Sarah Kramer. Even if you don't know me yet!