I don't get why so many people are posting about trying to ask people out or being too afraid or whatever. Boys and girls, people are not objects they are humans and deserve respect, and if your whole goal is to just date and date, please remove yourselves from the gene pool.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only one here who doesn't like the city of Portland. I've lived here my whole life - many years living in downtown Portland - and I dislike the city's culture. Keep Portland weird? It's weird enough, thanks. It seems like the only people who like it are the ones who blow all their money at the shops and restaurants but don't realize how dingy and dangerous the streets are. Sorry if I'm not weird enough for you guys.

Last week I was in the stall of the boys bathroom going poop. There was no toilet paper and I wasn't wearing socks or anything more than just shorts and a shirt, so I used the next best thing to wipe. My hands.

I wish at least a couple of the football players were gay because Damn! You men are fine...

So I'm seriously thinking about making that Pacifist club on campus. Would people be interested in that? I'm working on more of the details and stuff, but in general does that sound appealing to anyone?

Sometimes I wait for my confession to show up, telling myself that surely there are just a lot of confessions to approve... And then it never shows up... I don't even use profanity or say anything disturbing or hateful like many of the confessions... this probably won't even make it through.

I think my roommate has been wearing my underwear.

I have some wicked hot snakes. Sorry roommates - I'll be using the bathroom for the next hour.