I am the one who wrote "MELT THE EFFIN CHEESE ON G.C.D" in the Bon.
I am deeply hurt by the criticism it received. Is it too much to ask for a grilled cheese and not just toast and two slices of toast? Does that really make me a "spoiled brat"?

To the country boys of this school,I'm super glad you are here. As a country girl...it honestly is very nice to see a few boys that wear boots and ballcaps here. To one country boy in specific, I walk by you and every time I do you smile and nod...I always smile back. Truth is, I'm shy...and I'm dying to know your name because quite frankly you are super hot and just the kind of guy I would love to talk to.

I'm sorry guys.
Not gonna lie, but I think I had the most fun of anyone at the 80's Dance.
I never do stuff like dances and parties, but that was a blast.
Probably the most fun I've had since coming to GFU. :)

Yesterday, I farted and it smelled like the back of the Bon. Should I be concerned?

I touch my boobs because they are so warm.

I need warmth.



To ignite my cold heart of trolling.

I find it hilarious that people think my friend is a Russian spy.

I hate the way some people here talk to/treat me because I'm not Christian. I find it extremely condescending. You aren't better than me because you think you have a one-way ticket to Jesus central, so stop treating me like I'm your subordinate.

I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.