Tuesday, 18 April 2017 01:12 AM
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me to choke her during sex
Tuesday, 18 April 2017 01:11 AM
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I think Number 18 on the football team is so fine
Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:50 AM
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I made a rap about the gays. I think it's straight fire.
Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:49 AM
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Sometimes when I'm sleeping, I finger my butthole and sniff it just to see what it smells like down there.
Monday, 17 April 2017 08:09 PM
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Whenever I see the Edwards group eat dinner together, I think: "Wow, that's exactly how I pictured
#MyGFUfamily would be before coming here" but I haven't found anything close to that.
Monday, 17 April 2017 10:45 AM
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thanks plant services for waking me up at 7:30 every. damn. morning. with your stupid leaf blower or whatever the hell it is. I dont appreciate being woken up before my alarm.
Monday, 17 April 2017 07:57 AM
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I wonder what happens to graduates during commencement if it rains
Monday, 17 April 2017 02:48 AM
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I want to go on an adventure.