Once upon a time, I didn't care. Never have, never will. The end.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone realizes what a pain it is to listen to people complain about stupid stuff all the time. I hate listening to first world problems. I get that you're inconvenienced, but sorry life isn't perfect, neither are you. We actually have it pretty good.

Sometimes I just forget to do laundry until I'm out of clothes to wear.

I'm kind of deathly afraid of the coons in the canyon. They are really bold and kind of aggressive.

I truly appreciate the monster sausages in the Bon this morning. My inner carnivore thanks you.

Sometimes I quote books or poems and nobody gets it. Why do I even bother...?

I promise I'm not uncoordinated. I just run into things. And fall down things. Ya feel me?

I definitely hang out regularly in the common area and lobbies to meet women. There aren't near enough in engineering