I just wanted to say how much a appreciate all the hard work the people at the Bon do every day to feed everyone on campus. They people who work there are also very, very friendly people who always have a smile on their face. I can tell they love what they do. Keep up the good work!

I think I have a major psychological problem. I just can't stand visually unattractive people. Whether they are fat, ugly, or whatever, they just make me angry for no reason. I need help

I'm so high right now... I love dabs! Why is this stuff illegal?

You know, I might occasionally dislike the style of songs sung in chapel, or I might be disgruntled that I HAVE to go to get chapel credit, etc. But all that aside, I just want to say...how awesome is it that we have such a great opportunity to worship our Lord and Savior together as a student body? I think it's awesome. And really, we should put our petty complaints aside. That time is not for our comfort, it's for Jesus. And it doesn't matter if the song lyrics aren't sung the way you prefer (regarding a previous confession), what matters is that our hearts should be focused on Jesus.

I confess…I spent most of chapel writing this.

Never cross campus under the moon,
For if you do, you may meet a lethal 'coon.

Never miss a GFU football game,
For if you do, you'll miss the day they come to fame.

Never take a lengthy stroll behind the Bon,
For if you do, you'll have entered a deadly zone.

Never skip chapel too many a time,
For if you do, you'll have to pay a hefty fine.

Never turn down a coffee date,
For if you do, you may miss out on your spouse of fate.

Never buy liquor in a town near Fox,
For if you do, you may see a prof. and experience many shocks.

Never write a poem during chapel worship,
For if you do, your spiritual life just may slip.

That being said…I think it's time to stop.

Biology majors are the cliqueiest people I know. If you can get one by themselves, it seems like they're genuinely your friend. But if you have two or more together the cold shoulder becomes absolutely maddening. It's like you just aren't there anymore.

I once high-fived another guy in the adjacent shower. You know who you are.

I confess that the guy at dutch bros, the one with super pretty eyes, is absolutely gorgeous. I just want to know if he goes to Fox, does anyone know?? I think I've seen him on campus but I'm not sure. Anyway, I don't want to have to keep going and buying drinks just to talk to him...